The 'East Village A-hole' Tee: Wear It Like a Crown.
Every New York neighborhood has its stereotypes. This t-shirt is for those who not only fit the description but wear it with unapologetic pride. It’s a hyperlocal badge of honor for the self-aware, the defiant, and the proud citizens of the East Village who refuse to be anything but themselves.
The front makes the provocative declaration, turning a common label into a title. The back drives the point home with a brilliant visual pun—a tough-as-nails character who is, quite literally, an asshole. This is the uniform for the Everyperson-Hero of a very specific domain, a testament to the unbreakable resilience it takes to own your identity, no matter how others see it. It’s a statement that you know exactly who you are, and you’re not sorry about it.
4.5oz 100% ring spun cotton, modern classic fit Tee
